- white boy sexting: haha if you were here what would we be doing right now haha ;-)
Pretty darned sweet side by side comparison.
ALOHA INTERNET.It is I, Vacation Jason, the world’s #1 vacation expert. I have walked the beaches. I have splashed the waters. I have eaten the fruits. I once rode over a snake with a bicycle and yes, magically, the snake survived.Most of you know me for my ability to transform Chris Gethard’s internet talk show into a magical luau whenever my bare feet enter the MNN studios. But I’m known around the world for so much more: My comedy shows, my rap albums, and my tropical island fashion styles.I think it’s high time for the TCGS universe’s wardrobe to follow my lead and GET GOOGY. I think it’s time we get to work on a Vacation Jason + TCGS T SHIRT.In the past, I tried drawing up my own designs. Unfortunately every t-shirt concept I sketched is wet and/or in a shark’s stomach somewhere. That’s when I got to thinking: My mind has been blown away SO MANY TIMES by the incredible Vacation Jason fan art the fans of TCGS have made. So I believe the best thing to do would be to put the power in the hands of the fans, and announce the official VACATION JASON TCGS T SHIRT CONTEST.If you have an idea for a Vacation Jason T shirt design, draw it up, email it to firstname.lastname@example.org, and FIND A HAMMOCK TO NAP IN BECAUSE YOU EARNED YOURSELF A VACATION. Eventually, who knows when, we will decide on the winning design. Maybe we’ll put it up to a vote! Would that be cool? Maybe we will make Chris Gethard wear the winning design on air. Wouldn’t it be funny if he, like, wore one that was a size too small? HAHA.WHAT SHOULD THE SHIRT BE LIKE?Yo, I don’t know. Maybe it would have me surfing a big ass wave, piña colada in one hand, microphone in the other. Or maybe it just says “VACATION JASON” on it, but it’s all spelled out in bones and tiki torches and shit like that. Maybe it’s like, a drawing of Chris Gethard eating the biggest pineapple you’ve ever seen with a voice bubble saying “I guess Vacation Jason was right all along. Oh well.” I DON’T KNOW. THIS IS WHY I LEAVE IT UP TO YOU PEOPLE. I can’t draw very well and all my paper is wet and inside vicious sea creatures.If you need inspiration, you can revisit my earliest TCGS moments here and here. Or you can watch February Beach Party, the TCGS episode where I had amnesia and self identified as the landlubbing party pooper, Jason Reinlib. Or you can download and listen to my island hip hop mixtape, Coconut Berry Lemon Tree. Or you can do your own damn thing. I know I will. I’m on vacation.I still can’t believe Jersey Dave got a shirt before I did.ALOHA INTERNET,Vacation Jason
THE VACATION JASON T-SHIRT DESIGN CONTEST STARTS NOW.
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG